found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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