wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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