She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I think people are normalizing furries
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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