There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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