He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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