she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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