I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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