Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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