Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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