UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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