Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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