Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Randomize
