So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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