I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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