Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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