I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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