I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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