I bet he comes in French.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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