I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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