we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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