Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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