I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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