if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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