that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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