But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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