is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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