oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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