What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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