im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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