no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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