am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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Goodbee
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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