Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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