Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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