I think I am morally bankrupt
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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