Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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