Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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