last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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