i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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