don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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