wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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