she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
