if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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