dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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