I'm really into asian looking animals
My first STD was from a foam party
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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