She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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