told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Couch. On fire.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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