i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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