i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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