The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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