I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
