we have officially lost it.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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