I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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