yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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